Alex Griggs

Me_TEMPLATE.png Early Years
Alexander Griggs was born on Fucktober 45th, 1900. He was generally considered normal amoung his peers, but, then again, none of them were actually sentient. They were only a couple of hours old, and didn't really give a shit about the smeet next to them. Later, pretty much nothing happened.

A New World
Alex is presumed to have come from Irk, or Texas, or Florida, or Purgatory, or wherever. The point is, one day, on the summer of 2008, he moved to Mississippi. "Why," you may ask, "not Japan?" Don't actually ask, though. I'll probably start crying. Nobody likes Mississippi. Those who do are Mississippians, and they don't count.

Having a drastically different formal education for his entire life, he had to make quite an adjustment to the MS public schools. Once he did, however, he thrived on the failure of others, making top scores. In fact, he actually believed he was smarter than everyone else for most of the 4th grade, until he learned that, again, Mississippians don't count.

He didn't have many friends. He didn't need many friends. He did, however, have a pretty good idea who WEREN'T his friends, which is really all you need. Dispite what the Hitchhiker's Guide may say, the notion that Earth is "mostly harmless" is misleading. They make good anime and donuts, though.

Identities
Well, let's see... he's known as a lot of things. I'm not even joking. In fact, not all of them will even be shown due to Irken security protocalls. But, here's the basic list:

Alex Griggs

Alex G.

Alex

Wr

WrSaw

Tallest9

Kona-chan (only used once, not recommended ever again)

bgriggs

Logan (soon to be Lind Tailor)

Ai Enma

Frank Effernaut

THE SYSTEM OFFICE

Tallest

Xander (definately not recommended)

Zander (don't you even think about it)

MinorPAINIS

Ninjanator9001

By the way, in case you're wondering, every single one of these identities has a good chance of just being false. We're all just figments of someone's imagination, probably not Cyriak's. If it were, we would sure as hell know about it.

The next thing
More info later.