Fgstnseroquistamsynthesetisication

Fgstnseroquistamsynthesetisication is the process used to make Irken Invader's gloves more resistant to being soaked by pumpkin fragments. It was created specifically for this purpose in 1935 on Vort, and was immediately put into action. When fighting Blair in stage 82.5 of The Melancholy of Alex Griggs for the NES, it gives you a +1 defence modifier. Due to a glitch caused by incompitent programming, this is always rounded down to zero.